Dear Mall Parents,
When you bring your child to the play area, notice the large sign that says Parental Supervision Required. FYI, parental supervision is not reading a book and never looking up to notice your child has actually left the play area. It also is not talking on your cell phone and not noticing that your 10-year-old is sitting on my daughter. Oh, and that big yellow arrow on the sign that says "must be under this high" means that your child must (gasp!) be shorter than the arrow to join in the fun.
The Mom With the Flat Baby.